Publisher: Vertigo (an imprint of DC Comics)
Creative Team: Neil Gaiman, Toby Litt, Alisa Kwitney, Jamie Delano, Chris Bachalo
“I found this flier stuck to a fence, and I need a detective agency.”
Considering the excellent pedigree behind this book (mainly Neil Gaiman), I was incredibly excited to dig into this crossover comic, starring the children of many different Vertigo comics such as the Dead Boy Detectives and Tefe from Swamp Thing.
The basic premise behind the story is that children have been abducted and taken into somewhere named the Free Country (a part of Never Never Land), and it’s up to the Dead Boy Detectives (probably because they have the word detective in their name) to find them and bring them home.
Whilst the premise might sound interesting, unfortunately (as I seem to be saying in a lot of these reviews), it’s execution is sorely lacking. The story just isn’t that great. It’s poorly structured and as a result of this not much happens in order to propel the story forward. It’s as if the writers knew they had fragments of an interesting narrative but weren’t sure how to connect those fragments in order to create an interesting tale.
Contributing to this frustrating reading experience is the overwritten, expository dialogue crammed into text boxes. This makes it seem that there is no confidence in letting the artwork assist in conveying the plot (which is strange since Chris Bachalo’s contribution is very competent) and instead the creative team chose to assault the readers visual senses with far too many words which don’t actually seem that relevant to the plot. It also doesn’t help that nearly all of the dialogue wasn’t particularly interesting to read.
These problems result in a frustrating reading experience that becomes very difficult to recommend. I would instead direct anyone interested in anything recent by Neil Gaiman to the excellent The Sandman Overture which is about to publish its final issue.
Grade: E
Grading System: A (Essential Purchase), B (Recommended Purchase), C (Worth A Read), D (Poor), E (Avoid)



